Forbidden Love

He didn't ask for any trouble, George was just in the barn minded the horses when in walked the only woman on the farm. He was instantly drawn to her like a fat kid is to cake. He was immediately head over heels in love. Just by looking in her eyes he knew she felt the same way, she was swept off her feet.

"Oh George,"sighed Candy's wife," you're just the bee's knees."

George quickly responded,"You are the best thing since sliced bread."

"I think I love you George,"stated Candy's wife.

"BITE YOUR TONGUE!"said George sternly,"Someone might hear you."

"Look into your heart George,"said Candy's wife,"I know you feel the same way."

"I know, you drive me crazy."

Candy's wife questions,"Why can't we be together then, why not?"

"You can't just put Candy on the back burner."

"He is as dumb as a door knob, as thick as a brick,"said Candy's wife,"he would never even know."

George snaps back,"What do you want me to do, just throw in the towel; just hit the road?"

"Yes, but i'm coming with you"

"Alright, but we better go now,"said George.